The “Corporate: Where Everything Is Urgent… Until It’s Not” Mug

$11.00

Priorities Brewed Daily

Welcome to corporate life, where every deadline is “ASAP” until it magically disappears into the void. This mug perfectly sums up the chaos with the witty truth bomb: “Corporate: Where everything is urgent until it’s not.” Sip your coffee with a knowing smile while you wait for someone to circle back “later this week” (aka never).

Perfect for office pros who know the real urgency lies in getting their caffeine fix. Whether you're drowning in shifting priorities or just enjoying the show, this mug is your daily dose of relatable humor. Dishwasher and microwave safe—because if it’s urgent, your coffee break shouldn’t be.

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  • Ceramic mug
  • Dishwasher and microwave safe
  • 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.8″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.2″ (8.2 cm) in diameter
  • 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.7″ (11.9 cm) in height, 3.3″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
  • 20 oz mug dimensions: 4.3″ (10.9 cm) in height, 3.7″ (9.3 cm) in diameter

Size & Fit

  • 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.79″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.25″ (8.3 cm) in diameter
  • 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.69″ (11.9 cm) in height, 3.35″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
  • 20 oz mug dimensions: 4.3″ (10.9 cm) in height, 3.7″ (9.3 cm) in diameter

Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.