The “KPI: Keep Pretending It’s Important” Mug
Raise a mug to corporate buzzwords with this hilariously honest take on KPIs. Featuring the sharp quip “KPI: Keep Pretending It’s Important,” this mug is the perfect companion for those endless strategy sessions where numbers rule and common sense takes a coffee break. Sip your caffeine while reminding everyone that some "key performance indicators" might be more key to your patience than productivity.
Ideal for data-driven professionals, meeting survivors, or anyone fluent in the fine art of corporate sarcasm. Makes a great gift for coworkers who’ve had it with dashboards and metrics—or anyone who needs a laugh during their 9-to-5 grind. Dishwasher and microwave safe, because tracking your caffeine intake is a priority.
More details
- Ceramic mug
- Dishwasher and microwave safe
- 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.8″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.2″ (8.2 cm) in diameter
- 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.7″ (11.9 cm) in height, 3.3″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
- 20 oz mug dimensions: 4.3″ (10.9 cm) in height, 3.7″ (9.3 cm) in diameter
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Cassie
- Email: cassie-ifc-shop@support.fourthwall.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information:This product is made for adults. Dishwasher and microwave safe Meets the lead and cadmium level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
- 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.79″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.25″ (8.3 cm) in diameter
- 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.69″ (11.9 cm) in height, 3.35″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
- 20 oz mug dimensions: 4.3″ (10.9 cm) in height, 3.7″ (9.3 cm) in diameter
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.