The "I’m Just Here to Justify the Real Estate" Mug
If your greatest daily contribution to the office is warming up a chair and justifying the company’s lease, this mug is your soulmate. With its brutally honest declaration—“I’m only physically present to justify the company’s real estate costs”—it’s the perfect accessory for those who’ve mastered the art of looking busy while mentally vacationing.
Ideal for office warriors, remote work rebels on their "mandatory in-office" day, or anyone who knows the break room is where the real work gets done. Bonus points: it’s also great for subtly letting upper management know you’ve figured out their game. Dishwasher and microwave safe, because let’s be honest, no one wants more work.
More details
- Ceramic mug
- Dishwasher and microwave safe
- 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.8″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.2″ (8.2 cm) in diameter
- 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.7″ (11.9 cm) in height, 3.3″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
- 20 oz mug dimensions: 4.3″ (10.9 cm) in height, 3.7″ (9.3 cm) in diameter
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Cassie
- Email: cassie-ifc-shop@support.fourthwall.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information:This product is made for adults. Dishwasher and microwave safe Meets the lead and cadmium level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
- 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.79″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.25″ (8.3 cm) in diameter
- 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.69″ (11.9 cm) in height, 3.35″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
- 20 oz mug dimensions: 4.3″ (10.9 cm) in height, 3.7″ (9.3 cm) in diameter
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.